novelHire Chapter 888 It's going to get weird!
Chapter 888 It's going to get weird!
Zuo Zuo raised his hand in a daze, looking at the whispering strange expression on his face.
"Hey, brain, do you have some strange ideas in your heart right now?? Let me tell you, this thing is not good to be exchanged for money!!"
Lynn was startled.
Subconsciously hid the knife in his hand behind his back, laughed out loud ahahaha, adjusted his monocle, and said:
"Zuo Zuo, you like to joke. Although I prefer round coins, I wouldn't do such a thing as chopping off my own head and picking them up for money. That's too weird. Don't worry, Zuo Zuo, this is a bit of ethics. I still have it! You have too much heart!"
Looking at him left and right, he said, "Are you sure?"
Because she still knows the ethics of this unscrupulous little head.
How to say that sentence, for the evil capitalist, if there is a 50.00% profit, he will take risks; if there is a [-]% profit, he will dare to trample on all laws in the world; if there is a [-]% profit , he dared to commit any crime, even at the risk of being hanged.
And for a creature like the head that has no conscience and no bottom line, if he doesn't just watch and chop himself off to exchange for wine money, he might really be able to do it!
Lynn (~￣▽￣)~ said:
"Does this need to be doubted? It's good to make money, but it also needs to be spent! If I chop off my head, who will spend the money? You? This is not a joke!"
Staring left and right, "Hmm—"
And the flesh and blood figure next to him was already trembling and dripping with cold sweat.
Listening to their conversation, he stared hard at Lynn's cheeks, and the guess in his heart became more and more intense.
Could it be that……
Could it be that he is actually...
And as if seeing through his thoughts, Lin En turned his head with a bright smile, looked at him and said:
"Ah! Did you guess it?"
He slowly approached him, and whispered in his ear:
"My surname is Lin, but I'm not a human monster, but an orthodox human race worth 500 million rewards. Do you feel very lucky? So much money is in front of you, let alone you, even myself Feel ready to move, don't you?"
【Ding!The fear of flesh and blood figures towards you +20]
【Ding!The fear of flesh and blood figures towards you +25]
Every muscle in the flesh-and-blood figure trembled.
In fact, he was vaguely suspicious just now, because during the time he was humiliated by him, he did vaguely hear the ghost behind him addressing him with the pronunciation of "Lin", but he still never thought of it. ...
This... what a joke! !
Because he almost instantly remembered the introduction of the creature surnamed Lin in the reward order within their Flesh and Flesh God Sect.
[Extreme chaos and evil. 】
[Impenetrable behavioral logic and almost no moral bottom line. 】
[Go up the tree. 】
[During the battle of the cursed city, the five roots were gathered, expelling and besieging the Mechanic God Cult and their flesh and blood God Cult's felons! 】
[Important achievements: Destroyed the flesh and blood Leviathan, smashed the mother tree of desire, captured the brain of the Colossus, bullied the God of Myriad Opportunities, and plotted against their master. 】
【Dangerous Level: ★★★★★】
[Brief evaluation: The target is an extremely dangerous creature in the dark world. Once you encounter it, don't be deceived by his weak appearance. The target has the heart of the Colossus and has the ability to release many root-level curses. Once encountered, the chance of being played to death is extremely high!At the same time, the target creature often claims to be a healing doctor, an orthodox human race, a representative of kindness and justice—according to analysis, credibility: 0%]
[Emergency response strategy: If you get entangled with the target or attract the attention of the other party and cannot avoid it, urgently change to a young woman of the human type, which will greatly increase the probability of survival, remember. 】
The flesh-and-blood figure (.;?;:Y:;?;.) suddenly remembered the advanced coping strategy on the last page of the reward order.
Hope...hope it works...
gurgling——
Then under Lynn's stiff gaze.
The flesh and blood on the flesh-and-blood figure began to deform little by little, and then slowly transformed itself into a one-eyed and prickly human-shaped girl in front of Lynn.
And because it was in the state of being wrapped around the neck and lifted off the ground, after the change, it also fluctuated up and down like a jelly.
"..."
"..."
There was an eerie silence all around.
Even Zuo Zuo and Yin Yi opened their mouths sluggishly, looking at this strange scene, unable to utter a word.
Lin En was also directly silenced, Kaka closed his eyes and said:
"What do you mean?"
The flesh-and-blood figure trembled and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, trembling and saying in a rough voice:
"The reward order says... If you encounter you, changing into this form can greatly increase the probability of survival... No... No effect..."
"..."
The surrounding fell into silence again.
Then in an instant, Zuzuo's ヾ(≧?≦*)ヾ couldn't bear the hahahaha laughter, the thumb and little finger were covering the palm of the hand, it was already completely unbearable!
"Of course there is! Of course it has an effect!! Hahahaha! Puff - Zuo Zuo can't do it!! Zuo Zuo is dying of laughter!! Being in such a form can indeed significantly improve encounters. His survival rate!! There is no problem!! There is absolutely no problem! You know him too well!! Hahahahaha!! Ah!! Zuo Zuo is dead!!"
Hearing Zuo Zuo's merciless and nasty (≧?≦)? laughter, he even patted the wheelchair unbearably.
Lynn closed her eyes.
One after another big "╬" appeared above the head.
Hard!
Hard!
Whether it's the fist or anywhere else, it's already bang bang hard!
Snapped--
Suppressing (*≧▽≦) Zuo Zuo, who was laughing endlessly at the wheelchair, on the wheelchair, Lin En closed his eyes, held his hard fists, and said:
"Okay, now I will tell you what the survival rate is. If you think it has improved, you can call it out. If you think it is not enough, then call it a few more times to see if the survival rate has increased by a lot or not?"
(one finger)
"Hit! (▼皮▼#)! Hit me to death! Give him a good chance to improve his survival rate!!"
moment.
Incomparably thick tentacles spread out from Lin En's body, grabbed a leg and hung them up directly. Just as the flesh and blood figure screamed in horror, the thick tentacles bowed left and right, and slammed into it. Its body left a series of nasty marks on its nasty body.
pop- pop-
"Stop smoking!! Stop smoking (screaming)!!"
slap--slap--
"I was wrong!! I didn't write this! It's what the reward order says. I don't know anything!! Woohoo!"
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
"(Harden) help...help...(Harden) I said...I can say anything (pain)...don't..."
Writhing in pain while being violently twitched by the tentacles, and because it still looks like a human being, it looks like it has become extremely evil for a while.
Yin Yi, who was standing behind the wheelchair, had already covered her mouth tremblingly, and with (▼ヘ▼#) Lin En's "cracking" sound every time her tentacles twitched, her spirit body was also conditioned The spirit trembled reflexively, although it didn't hit her body, but because there were too many evils in the picture, she felt a little empathy.
So why did it suddenly become such a scene of imprisonment and humiliation...,
Why does it always feel a bit like the extremely depraved scene in the strange book, the weird tentacle monster insulting and fighting against the pure girl...
Can't think of it!
It's unthinkable!
It's going to get weird! !
……